Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Angst


"Ron's from Cleveland, he knows angst. We can nail your angst to the wall."

Monday, April 23, 2007

Vendor Selection


We need to see the bathing suit contest first.

My view of chocolates


Chocolates and horse turds have one thing in common....they both attract flies.

Greetings!

Have you been kept awake at night by question(s) far beyond your comprehension? Need to make a million dollar decision tomorrow but don't have enough data?

Well, fear no more my friends for my infinite wisdom is now on-line to help you through your dark hours. Send me your questions by e-mail. Each week, I will pick one most non-trivial and answer it on this blog. I will answer only profound questions related to the universe and the meaning of life. Aunt Thelma type questions will be read partway for entertainment and then tossed out (sorry)..


A STORY I WILL TELL, AND AWAY YOUR WOES WILL GO